Caught Trying To Get A Nut

*okay, i have to admit some laziness on this one, lmao. I posted this on a message board I frequent...and just copied and pasted. oh fuckin well*

I ALWAYS get caught trying to get a nut.

I remember my mother caught me trying to get the coo one time, she opened the door while i was tryna get got, stood there looking shocked, and then said my WHOLE govt name before she asked me what the fuck i was doing. That shit was beyond embarrassing. I thought she was gonna fall out. But she just closed the door and hasn't mentioned anything about it since, lol.

another time when i was wayyyyyyyyyy young i was fooling around with my kindergarten bff (who is now an 19 yr old, sexually confused hoe with 2 kids and the clap) we weren't in kg when it happened tho lol. my mother and my sister walked in on us one night. I guess she heard noise and was coming in to tell us to go to sleep or something. anyways, we were playing a game where we would both close our eyes and then we'd take turns placing the other's hand where we wanted them to touch. we were lying in my bed naked when my mother and sister suddenly opened the door. she told me to get my ass up, i remember standing up with my panties around my ankles trying to explain it. talmbout they slid down while i was sleep LOL. that was a long time ago, so i dont remember what happened after that.


thennnn...a few months ago when i was still at college, i was majorly orgasm deprived. The boo at that time just WAS NOT hittin it right. talkin bout he caught back spasms nd sh*t...but only after he got his nut. hmph. Anyways, i had my roomies schedule down pat, so after she went to class i KNEW she wouldnt be back for another 2.5 hours. so i waited for a 1/2 hour, locked the door and started watching the gay thugs go at it <--- yes, i get my nut to gay thugs, and what??!?! lol. i was almossssst about to have an earth shattering, ceiling squirting orasm when i hear this bitch's key turn in the motherfuckin lock. im panicing, about to sh*t my pants. i had .392 seconds to shut off my porn, close my computer, and TRY to put on my pants. it didnt work, lmao. this hoe was and HOUR and a half early. I covered my ass with a blanket and pretended like i was sleep while she flipped on the light and sat on her bed (which was directly across from mine and only 2 feet away..small ass room. i'll include some pics at the end of this post. hmph.) meanwhile, i was under my covers damn near ass naked. i had to pretend i was sleep for 2 hours before she left the room and i could put some clothes on. i never did get that nut. :(




I have plenty more...i try to get a nut at LEAST twice a day, and here at my mothers house, the lock on my door doesnt work and nobody knows how to fuckin knock.

other than that, the rest are mostly from my cheating escapades, so i deserved it.



so many memories. sigh.

here's that image of my dorm room i said i was going to include. It was so embarrassing lmao. literally two feet from each other.

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