Code Red! Code Red! Code Red!

My current...uh...monthly status has put me in a little bit of a predicament. Why is it that when Aunt Flo (aka red vag) comes to visit niggas want to give me the side eye when I tell them I'm ready? First of all, a lil uterus blood never hurt anybody. Get your mind right and surrender the peen. Please and thank you.

Top 5 reasons why I feel that I should be able to fuck when that time of the month comes:

5. I'm horny dammit!!

4. It's wetter...even though that is not necessary for me :)

3. The mess is not an issue, so you cannot use that excuse. Give me a towel and some wet wipes and we're set.

2. I suck your dick year round, the LEAST you can do is give me some nookie when I need it. Jeezus!

1. I'm not on some Edward/Bella type shit. I'm not asking you to drink my blood, you do not have to eat the coo. Just wiggle your peen in it a lil bit.

With that being said, I need to go call my freaky deeky peen one more time and try to convince him that bloody cooch is good for the soul...and my temper :)