Sunday, September 13, 2009

Lazyyyy

I've been od lazy with my blog recently, i know this lol. I just really haven't been in the mood to write, but i promise something (that i wrote this time, lol) is coming.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Butt naked with a beeper on LOL

Gotta love Erykah Badu

Sex and Art: Tasteful Nudes

I love the curves of a woman's body, here are a few pictures from a collection of sites. Enjoy :)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/39/2009/08/500x_mfh.jpg
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/39/2009/08/500x_model_1.jpg
http://www.freshnudes.net/erotic-photographers/nunez/02.jpg

mod 08

mod 12

mod 19

Links:
Images 1 and 2
Image 3
Images 4, 5, and 6

I could look at nudies for hours and hours. Its not a perverse thing (lol, I know...this is me talking) but idk, I just see something so beautiful in the lines of the body :)

http://www.aquilio.com.ar/site/nudes/images/08.jpg

Here.

http://www.nuexpo.com/photographes/torrent/02-new0609.jpg

Here.

Imagination...

*Side-note* This poem was not written by me. One of my friends PM'd it to me the other day and asked if I would put it on my blog. Read it, leave some feedback, tell us what you think. Thanks :)


Have you ever used you sexual imagination?
No.
Okay, How about you use it with me.

So close your eyes...tell me then show me what are some of the things you would do to me.
He starts kissing on me from my forehead, to my neck, and back to my cheek.
I'm slowly walking behind him making my way to the bed.
He lightly pushes me down lifts one of my legs and dives right into giving me head.
Both of my hands grabbing on the sheets and pulling them off of the bed.

I try to speak...
He shhh's me and tells me not to say a peep.
He's got me biting my bottom lip because god knows I wanna scream.
In a few minutes I'm at my peak, but he stops me.
Tells me I'm not getting off that easily.
I'm moaning and begging saying daddy please.
He puts both legs over his shoulders and starts slowly grinding into me.

I start talking shit and say is that all that you can do to me?
The look that goes across his face looks like he had just heard the devil speak.
Out of nowhere he started going into me so deep.
Has my back so arched it looked like an upside down V.
He looks in my eyes and says are you going to continue talkin shit to me??
I tell him I won't until you tell me who owns this pussy.
Daddy Make me scream.

He got my body flipping positions.
Doing things that would be in a book called Karma Sutra: The Special Edition.
Sweat dripping everywhere.
Has this room feeling like 100 degrees but outside is a cold chill in the air.
His mind is going sexually crazy.
Got me sucking on his lollipop like it was one I use to get from the little old lady.

Both of us feel like we on a high but not on drugs just off that we fuckin vibe.
Tonight it was just him and I.
Got me doing things I thought I would never do.
Speaking in languages that have me thinking in the back of my mind where the hell I learn that too.
I whisper in his ear, trust me tonight your balls will not be turning blue.
That's a promise he told me he would keep me to it too.
These vibes are true.

As soon as we about to bust ours nuts...
I gotta wake him up...

Baby....
Baby...
Wake up.
Your time is up.

I see you let your imagination run away that was between us
He wakes up with a shocked look on his face, while he tries to huff and puff.

Guess that's what happens when you have a sexual imagination dream about us...


*Side-note* Who would have guessed that the author (who wishes to remain anonymous *side-eye*) is a virgin. awwwww.

*had to take a lil hiatus*

but im back :)

Sorry ya'll. The juices stopped flowin for a minute, but i'm going to try to crank a few out here momentarily.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Code Red! Code Red! Code Red!

My current...uh...monthly status has put me in a little bit of a predicament. Why is it that when Aunt Flo (aka red vag) comes to visit niggas want to give me the side eye when I tell them I'm ready? First of all, a lil uterus blood never hurt anybody. Get your mind right and surrender the peen. Please and thank you.

Top 5 reasons why I feel that I should be able to fuck when that time of the month comes:

5. I'm horny dammit!!

4. It's wetter...even though that is not necessary for me :)

3. The mess is not an issue, so you cannot use that excuse. Give me a towel and some wet wipes and we're set.

2. I suck your dick year round, the LEAST you can do is give me some nookie when I need it. Jeezus!

1. I'm not on some Edward/Bella type shit. I'm not asking you to drink my blood, you do not have to eat the coo. Just wiggle your peen in it a lil bit.


With that being said, I need to go call my freaky deeky peen one more time and try to convince him that bloody cooch is good for the soul...and my temper :)

Monday, August 3, 2009

ha. Becky?

I mean...I dont want to toot my own horn but toot toot :) natually talented. I got that fye *double woot*